Jocks
*Dad 2Son:Whn I beat u how u stop ur anger? S:I strt cleanin toilet D:How it satisfy u? S:I clean it with ur toothbrush
*A psychological study Has proved that all the donkeys, monkeys. idiots, mentals use their thumb to read sms. Don't change ur finger, its too late
*Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means A=C..Sir asked to give example for it..Stdnt said, sir i luv u and u luv ur daughter..it means i luv ur daughter..
*Hey friends i am switching off my mobile number due to my exams because i have to work hard to get good marks please contact me after
15 minutes
after that i will manage to set my mind :)
*A Brilliant Student in Exam-
Prbm:
Prove dat LHS=RHS,
(2x+9y)*10x/3y+6x=9x+6
Student:Multiply with"Zero"on both sides.
LHS=RHS!
Hence Proved.-)
*A teacher told all students in a class to write an
essay on a cricket
match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He
wrote "DUE TO
RAIN,
NO MATCH!"
*Sardar During Sleeping..
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping
*Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.
Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister
*Why Smart People always say they are Busy ?
?
?
?
Think
?
?
?
?
?
?
I'll tell you later because right now I'm Busy...!!! :-)
*5 truths of life:- 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. Youre smiling now, because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another...
*Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
*Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i love the way u think..
*NURSE kept BOYS FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN BOY STARTED DANCING.
NURSE :y r u DANCING.
BOY: next is URINE TEST.
*Difference between Friend Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
U r my Best Friend
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
U r my Best Wife?
*In maths exam,
Sardar was dnacing instead
of writing,why?
Think?
Bcoz someone
told him that
there are marks
for every step........
*A boy pulls a girl into a room,locks the door, puts off the light,pulls to the bed,drags her into the blanket.
What happened next???
He shows his new radium watch
*A Lady saw her boss's zip
open.
She told: sir, ur garage door is
open.
Boss: Did u c my Pulsar?
Lady: No, i saw an old Luna wid two punctured tyres.
* Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
* After the party - mum, I am not drunk, I can lay on the flour without holding on
* The Law says "if u can't convince them then at least confuse them" Do you knw which law it is? tis is "law of Answering in exams."
* 2 times on lips, 2 times on cheeks, 1 time on forehead, 2 times on eyes, must use cold cream, HAPPY WINTER SEASON
* What S.T.U.D.Y? S=Sitting T=Talking U=unlimited D=Dreaming Y=Yawning, So STUDY well Oh god I have to STUDY more!
* When u have done something worng N ur in trouble ....go to ur parents for sound advice. You'll get ...99% sound and 1% advice!
* Teacher:Which is the oldest animal in the world? Banta:"ZEEBRA" Teacher:Shocked,how? Banta:because its still "black and white"
* Coutomer:hi,I can't print .every time I try ,it say 'can't find printer'.i even lifted the printer and placed on moniter..:-)
* Shakespeare's version of love! "There will b no reason for love ! if there is a reason ,then it will not b love"so dont ask me the reason.
* IMP msg 2day is THAMAS ADISION Bday so pls send wished 2 al TUBE LIGHTS.. NW i already sent to 1 tube light and done my job ,U continue
* Wat is the similarity bet//w billgates and me? Don't knw? He never comes to my house And i never go to his house EGO PROBLEM YOU KNW..?
* Q:What is the height of flirting? A:When ur love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"
* When i tought about the evils of drinking this New year I gave up thinking!
* The ans 2 the toughest Que ever is here Q:Wen do u knw ur in love? A:u knw ur in love
wen u start looking 4 the cheapest mobile plan
* Heights of "OH SHIT" lik situation A guy tak a blade N writes his girlfriend name on his forearms And . Makes a spelling mistake!
* Boyfriiend N Girlfriend r lik 2 tyre of a vehicle,even if 1 punctures, the vehicle cant move further So intelligent ppl always keep an..
* MAM:Last semeter u wer roaming wit tat girl N tis semeter ur roaming wit other wat is tis? Boy:Syllabus changed mam!
* Do you know the full form of college c-come o-on l-lets l-love e-each g-girl e-equally thats why boys go to college regularly...
* Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
* Heartbeats are countless .... Spirits are ageless .... Dreams are endless..... Memories are timeless.... A friend like you ....... Shameless
* History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.
* There is always a "DRIVE SLOW" board near boy's schools, but no to near girl's college.. Why? BCOZ vehicles autoymaticall go slow....
* "I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a bear?" "Neither, just a plain simple ass."
* Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
* Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur
hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal
* Friendship is a network tht needs: no recharge! no roaming! no validity! no activation! no signal problems! juz dont switchoff ur Heart.!
* If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile & get dimples?
* Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
* Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
* What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
* God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
* News: 3 DOGS escaped from the zoo.1 was caught watching tv.another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
* Joke of the century! Once Upon A Time There Was A Country Who Claimed To Be A Nuclear Power But Did Not Have Electric Power
* Girl:Touch your Heart, You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat. Boy:Touch your Head,You will feel the rhythm of empty pot.Tin..Tin.
* Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
* Worlds shortest jokes: 1) 2 Women r sitting quiet. 2) 2 Sardars r playing chess. 3) GirlFriend pays the bill. Need more?U r beautiful.
* A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, But a Girl can make him Stupid in 2 minutes.
* Never think of the past, it brings tears. If U think of the future, it brings fears. So, live life in the present and drink chilled beers
* Q: How do u keep ur husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
* Life is like a chocolate cake, with fruits like me and nuts like you..........
*A psychological study Has proved that all the donkeys, monkeys. idiots, mentals use their thumb to read sms. Don't change ur finger, its too late
*Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means A=C..Sir asked to give example for it..Stdnt said, sir i luv u and u luv ur daughter..it means i luv ur daughter..
*Hey friends i am switching off my mobile number due to my exams because i have to work hard to get good marks please contact me after
15 minutes
after that i will manage to set my mind :)
*A Brilliant Student in Exam-
Prbm:
Prove dat LHS=RHS,
(2x+9y)*10x/3y+6x=9x+6
Student:Multiply with"Zero"on both sides.
LHS=RHS!
Hence Proved.-)
*A teacher told all students in a class to write an
essay on a cricket
match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He
wrote "DUE TO
RAIN,
NO MATCH!"
*Sardar During Sleeping..
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping
*Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.
Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister
*Why Smart People always say they are Busy ?
?
?
?
Think
?
?
?
?
?
?
I'll tell you later because right now I'm Busy...!!! :-)
*5 truths of life:- 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. Youre smiling now, because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another...
*Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
*Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i love the way u think..
*NURSE kept BOYS FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN BOY STARTED DANCING.
NURSE :y r u DANCING.
BOY: next is URINE TEST.
*Difference between Friend Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
U r my Best Friend
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
U r my Best Wife?
*In maths exam,
Sardar was dnacing instead
of writing,why?
Think?
Bcoz someone
told him that
there are marks
for every step........
*A boy pulls a girl into a room,locks the door, puts off the light,pulls to the bed,drags her into the blanket.
What happened next???
He shows his new radium watch
*A Lady saw her boss's zip
open.
She told: sir, ur garage door is
open.
Boss: Did u c my Pulsar?
Lady: No, i saw an old Luna wid two punctured tyres.
* Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
* After the party - mum, I am not drunk, I can lay on the flour without holding on
* The Law says "if u can't convince them then at least confuse them" Do you knw which law it is? tis is "law of Answering in exams."
* 2 times on lips, 2 times on cheeks, 1 time on forehead, 2 times on eyes, must use cold cream, HAPPY WINTER SEASON
* What S.T.U.D.Y? S=Sitting T=Talking U=unlimited D=Dreaming Y=Yawning, So STUDY well Oh god I have to STUDY more!
* When u have done something worng N ur in trouble ....go to ur parents for sound advice. You'll get ...99% sound and 1% advice!
* Teacher:Which is the oldest animal in the world? Banta:"ZEEBRA" Teacher:Shocked,how? Banta:because its still "black and white"
* Coutomer:hi,I can't print .every time I try ,it say 'can't find printer'.i even lifted the printer and placed on moniter..:-)
* Shakespeare's version of love! "There will b no reason for love ! if there is a reason ,then it will not b love"so dont ask me the reason.
* IMP msg 2day is THAMAS ADISION Bday so pls send wished 2 al TUBE LIGHTS.. NW i already sent to 1 tube light and done my job ,U continue
* Wat is the similarity bet//w billgates and me? Don't knw? He never comes to my house And i never go to his house EGO PROBLEM YOU KNW..?
* Q:What is the height of flirting? A:When ur love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"
* When i tought about the evils of drinking this New year I gave up thinking!
* The ans 2 the toughest Que ever is here Q:Wen do u knw ur in love? A:u knw ur in love
wen u start looking 4 the cheapest mobile plan
* Heights of "OH SHIT" lik situation A guy tak a blade N writes his girlfriend name on his forearms And . Makes a spelling mistake!
* Boyfriiend N Girlfriend r lik 2 tyre of a vehicle,even if 1 punctures, the vehicle cant move further So intelligent ppl always keep an..
* MAM:Last semeter u wer roaming wit tat girl N tis semeter ur roaming wit other wat is tis? Boy:Syllabus changed mam!
* Do you know the full form of college c-come o-on l-lets l-love e-each g-girl e-equally thats why boys go to college regularly...
* Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
* Heartbeats are countless .... Spirits are ageless .... Dreams are endless..... Memories are timeless.... A friend like you ....... Shameless
* History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.
* There is always a "DRIVE SLOW" board near boy's schools, but no to near girl's college.. Why? BCOZ vehicles autoymaticall go slow....
* "I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a bear?" "Neither, just a plain simple ass."
* Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
* Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur
hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal
* Friendship is a network tht needs: no recharge! no roaming! no validity! no activation! no signal problems! juz dont switchoff ur Heart.!
* If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile & get dimples?
* Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
* Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
* What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
* God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
* News: 3 DOGS escaped from the zoo.1 was caught watching tv.another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
* Joke of the century! Once Upon A Time There Was A Country Who Claimed To Be A Nuclear Power But Did Not Have Electric Power
* Girl:Touch your Heart, You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat. Boy:Touch your Head,You will feel the rhythm of empty pot.Tin..Tin.
* Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
* Worlds shortest jokes: 1) 2 Women r sitting quiet. 2) 2 Sardars r playing chess. 3) GirlFriend pays the bill. Need more?U r beautiful.
* A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, But a Girl can make him Stupid in 2 minutes.
* Never think of the past, it brings tears. If U think of the future, it brings fears. So, live life in the present and drink chilled beers
* Q: How do u keep ur husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
* Life is like a chocolate cake, with fruits like me and nuts like you..........
SAD MESSAGES
1. If I write you a song, will you listen?
If I make you dinner, will you eat it?
If I give you my heart, will you take it?
If you break my heart, will you fix it?
2. I cry for the times that you were almost mine.I cry for the memories I've left behind.I cry for the pain, the lost, the old, the new.I cry for the times I thought I had you.
3. A million words wouldnt bring you back, I know because I tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because I've cried.
4. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel
5. I was positive I was in love with youI was positive it was trueWhat the heck am I supposed to doYou broke my heart in two
6. It will be better to fall from a tree and break your leg than to fall in love and break your heart.
7. You want herYou need herYou had herYou lost her8.I'm lonely there is no one closeNo one sees the pain, I cryHope is gone, I am aloneAnd no one knows
* I hide my tears when I say UR name,but pain in myheart is still dasame.IF So I Smile &Seem Carefree,There is no 1 Who misses U more than ME!
* some text missing Sender:Name Missing Number Missing Sent:Date missing Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing...
* Fine friends open my eyes,smart friends open my mind,but only sweet friend like you open my heart.
* REMEMBER THAT THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOME ONE WHO REMEMBERS U EVERY TIME WITH OR WITH OUT MESSAGES!THAT'S ME
* I miss the laughs I used to get from you,I miss the talks we used to have.And above all,I just miss YOU!
* A simple BYE make us cry,A simple JOKE make us laugh,simple CARE make us fall in love.I hope my simple SMS make U think of me.I miss U.
* Money says spend me not,time say waste me not,flower says touch menot,study says leave menot,sms says erase me not & i say forget me not
* There is no Special reason for this msg,I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say:I Miss U. * Whenever I miss U,I wont look for U in my dreams R try 2 hear UR voice in UR messages.I just put my right hand across my chest and feel U!
* A late nite msg does not mean that i am disturbing you.it means you are thebest person about whom im thinking b4 closing my eyes.
* Difference Between Pleasure & Torture...Pleasure is Thinking of You..Torture is Missing You...
* I would write on all the bricks "I miss you"and hope that 1 falls on your head So you know how it hurts to miss someone special like U
* Each drop of a tear is costly then anything in world.But,no one knows its value until they have it in their own eyes for sum one.
* Leave "something" for"someone" but never leave"someone" for something"bcuz.in life"something" will leave u but "someone" willalwaysb with u
* When Nights r long and Friends r few,I sit by Window & think of U.A silent whisper,a silent tear.With all my heart I wished you were here.
* Days are to busy,hours are too few,secounds are too fast,but there is always time for me to say hello to someone like you.miss u soo much
* If care is wave i gave u sea.If respect is a leaf I give u tree.If Trust is a planet I give u galaxy.If friendship is life I give u myself.
* a simple 'HI" 2 make you smile & remind you of ME... Missing you SMS Messages
* Rules of Life:AssumeNothing,Xpect Little,DoMore,Demand Less,Smile Often, Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday.
If I make you dinner, will you eat it?
If I give you my heart, will you take it?
If you break my heart, will you fix it?
2. I cry for the times that you were almost mine.I cry for the memories I've left behind.I cry for the pain, the lost, the old, the new.I cry for the times I thought I had you.
3. A million words wouldnt bring you back, I know because I tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because I've cried.
4. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel
5. I was positive I was in love with youI was positive it was trueWhat the heck am I supposed to doYou broke my heart in two
6. It will be better to fall from a tree and break your leg than to fall in love and break your heart.
7. You want herYou need herYou had herYou lost her8.I'm lonely there is no one closeNo one sees the pain, I cryHope is gone, I am aloneAnd no one knows
* I hide my tears when I say UR name,but pain in myheart is still dasame.IF So I Smile &Seem Carefree,There is no 1 Who misses U more than ME!
* some text missing Sender:Name Missing Number Missing Sent:Date missing Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing...
* Fine friends open my eyes,smart friends open my mind,but only sweet friend like you open my heart.
* REMEMBER THAT THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOME ONE WHO REMEMBERS U EVERY TIME WITH OR WITH OUT MESSAGES!THAT'S ME
* I miss the laughs I used to get from you,I miss the talks we used to have.And above all,I just miss YOU!
* A simple BYE make us cry,A simple JOKE make us laugh,simple CARE make us fall in love.I hope my simple SMS make U think of me.I miss U.
* Money says spend me not,time say waste me not,flower says touch menot,study says leave menot,sms says erase me not & i say forget me not
* There is no Special reason for this msg,I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say:I Miss U. * Whenever I miss U,I wont look for U in my dreams R try 2 hear UR voice in UR messages.I just put my right hand across my chest and feel U!
* A late nite msg does not mean that i am disturbing you.it means you are thebest person about whom im thinking b4 closing my eyes.
* Difference Between Pleasure & Torture...Pleasure is Thinking of You..Torture is Missing You...
* I would write on all the bricks "I miss you"and hope that 1 falls on your head So you know how it hurts to miss someone special like U
* Each drop of a tear is costly then anything in world.But,no one knows its value until they have it in their own eyes for sum one.
* Leave "something" for"someone" but never leave"someone" for something"bcuz.in life"something" will leave u but "someone" willalwaysb with u
* When Nights r long and Friends r few,I sit by Window & think of U.A silent whisper,a silent tear.With all my heart I wished you were here.
* Days are to busy,hours are too few,secounds are too fast,but there is always time for me to say hello to someone like you.miss u soo much
* If care is wave i gave u sea.If respect is a leaf I give u tree.If Trust is a planet I give u galaxy.If friendship is life I give u myself.
* a simple 'HI" 2 make you smile & remind you of ME... Missing you SMS Messages
* Rules of Life:AssumeNothing,Xpect Little,DoMore,Demand Less,Smile Often, Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday.
Dont bothere abot this message box please..............
LOVE MESSAGES
1.Without Love -- The days are
"Sadday
moanday
tearsday
wasteday
thirstday
frightday
shatterday... so be in Love everyday...
2.I luv my eyes when u look into them;
I luv my name when u say it;
I luv my heart when u luv it;
I luv my life when you are in it.
3.Y do we close our eyes
wen we sleep?
wen we dream?
wen we kiss?
this is because the most preciousthing in the world is unseen.Wen i close my eyes i c u!
4.If 10 people care 4 u,one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.
5.I love three things,i.e
the SUN,
the MOON,
and YOU,
THE SUN 4 A DAY,
THE MOON 4 NIGHT,
AND U 4 EVER.
6.I'm afraid to close my eyes because
I might think of you
I'm afraid to open them because
I might see you.
I'm afraid to move my lips because
I might speak of you.
I'm afraid to listen because
I might hear my heart fall for you.
7.i heard someone whisper ur name
'but when i turned around to c who it was,
i notice i was alone,
then i realize it was my hearttelling me that i miss u
8.A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
V
W
X
Y
Z
oops! i miss "U"
9.Nobody is like u,
nobody cares 4 u,
nobody misses u,
nobody wants to see u good,
nobody is ur best fr
nobody is happy with u
.................................dont cry.......my name is nobody
10.Heaven whispered into my ear,
That one day,
One special lady would come my way.
And that special lady is- is is- is is- is ..........................................You.
11.Just say, .......................'I Love You.
'Even if you don`t mean it.
I`ll cherish it forever as long asit was said from you.
12.I've 2 tell U sumthing,but
i dont wanna upset U
My doctor has found stones in my liver,
sand in my kidney
.................................................n...n...U in my HEART ! !
13.Facts of life--
love doesn't startin the morning
N doesn't end inthe evening
..it starts when u don'tneed it
N does end when u need it the most.
14.To Be Happy With a Man, Love Him Little And Understand Him Alot. .
To Be Happy With a Woman, Love Her ALOT And DO NOT TRY To Understand Her. .
15.Best ever quote in "LOVE"
Some say"Always Rremember Me
"Some Say"Never 4get me
.................."But I Will Say.."4get Me if U ReallyCan!"
16.The 2 hardest things to say in life:
1. Hello for the 1st time to an unknown person.!
2. Good bye for the last time to whom we love most..
17.i love this line:-
" Hurt Me With The Truth, I Dont Mind..But Never Comfort Me With ALie"
18.THE BEST AND LAST SENTENCE SAID BY ROMEO--
"Love is not made by time,
it is made with the person,
with whom the time is spent""
19.A girl says to her boyfriend,
One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy says
thanks for the warning!!!!!
20.One Of The Best Love Quote Ever Said:
I Have Written Her NameOn My HeartBecause God Didn't Write Her NameIn My Destiny.
21.Dont send any messages,
I dont want to see you,
hear your voice,
think of you,
...............................because my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets
22.A best relation is.!
When someone hurt u,
u dont hurt back..
When someone hit u,
u dont hit back..but,
When someone needs u,
u always come back.
23.Last night when I was thinking of you,A tear of mine rolled out..''Why did you roll out???'' I askedA reply came.. '' I can't find any space for me coz there's someone so beautiful there...''
24.one night the moon asked me
"why do you stay if they make you cry?"
i said to the moon
"could you ever leave your sky ?
25.Boy proposed a girl,She rejected...!He was not sad !!
Friends asked why u dont feel??
Boy: Why should i feel??..I lost 1 who never loved me !Butshe lost 1 who really love her..!!
26.Best Quote Ever...
"Some say,You don't know what you have until you lose it..
but the fact is..,you always know what you have..
you just never thought you would lose it.."...
27.Boy was following a Girl.
GIRL-y r u folowing me?
BOY -you r very pretty n I think I'm in Love with u!
GIRL-but u havnt met my friend yet.. she is prettier than me n is rite behind u.
BOY luks-dere's no 1...
GIRL-if u realy loved me u wudnt hav lukd behind..
28.When u love someone,don't make them love u as much as u do
...But love them so much that,they don't want to b loved by anyone except u.
29.When U love someone truly,
U dont look for faults,
U dont look for answers,
U dont look for mistakes.Instead,
U fight the mistakes,U accept the faults andoverlook the excuses
30.Hey you KnowWhich is the best day to propose a girl..
April 1yes april 1 you Know Why??
If she accept its your luckotherwise just tell April Foooooll.
31.It Is Said "Everything Is Fair In Love And War"But In War "You Can Either Live Or Die"In Love "Neither You Live Or Die"
32.Quote frm my heart wen everybody left me alone:
I feel very happy,Bcoz, my death doesn't make any1 to cry 4 me!
33.You sat next to me on the bench my eyes would not look awayi
tried to talk but couldn't
i lost control of everything my body. my mind. my heart
i was a victim of a thief
a thief who took from me everything in a second
i never knew being robbed felt so good
34.Love Story:
GIRL:M i Pretty?
BOY:NO.
Girl:Do U wana Liv wd me?
BOY:NO.
Girl:if I leav U thn wil u cry?
Boy:NO.
Grl got Hurt n startd 2 cry.Boy hold her Tight n said:
U r nt Prety bt BEAUTIFUL.
I dnt wnt 2 liv wd U bt LIVE 4 U.
Whn u leav me i wl nt cry BT DIE.
35.One of the best thought:
Life is beautiful only for those who know how to celebrate the PAIN....
:-)People asked ,how does it feel to love some one who ignores you?
the answer is ,its like huging a cactus ,the tighter you embrace more it hurts
36.Everyone in Your Life Is Going To Hurt You,Sooner Or Later...
But You Have To Decide,Whats More Important???The Pain Or The Person...!!!
37.which one hurts most?i love you, goodbye?or..I said i love you, but i lied?
38."you" are part of a puzzle in my life..You may never know why "u" fit but remember that my life may never be complet without you in it ..
"Sadday
moanday
tearsday
wasteday
thirstday
frightday
shatterday... so be in Love everyday...
2.I luv my eyes when u look into them;
I luv my name when u say it;
I luv my heart when u luv it;
I luv my life when you are in it.
3.Y do we close our eyes
wen we sleep?
wen we dream?
wen we kiss?
this is because the most preciousthing in the world is unseen.Wen i close my eyes i c u!
4.If 10 people care 4 u,one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.
5.I love three things,i.e
the SUN,
the MOON,
and YOU,
THE SUN 4 A DAY,
THE MOON 4 NIGHT,
AND U 4 EVER.
6.I'm afraid to close my eyes because
I might think of you
I'm afraid to open them because
I might see you.
I'm afraid to move my lips because
I might speak of you.
I'm afraid to listen because
I might hear my heart fall for you.
7.i heard someone whisper ur name
'but when i turned around to c who it was,
i notice i was alone,
then i realize it was my hearttelling me that i miss u
8.A
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D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
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P
Q
R
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T
V
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X
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oops! i miss "U"
9.Nobody is like u,
nobody cares 4 u,
nobody misses u,
nobody wants to see u good,
nobody is ur best fr
nobody is happy with u
.................................dont cry.......my name is nobody
10.Heaven whispered into my ear,
That one day,
One special lady would come my way.
And that special lady is- is is- is is- is ..........................................You.
11.Just say, .......................'I Love You.
'Even if you don`t mean it.
I`ll cherish it forever as long asit was said from you.
12.I've 2 tell U sumthing,but
i dont wanna upset U
My doctor has found stones in my liver,
sand in my kidney
.................................................n...n...U in my HEART ! !
13.Facts of life--
love doesn't startin the morning
N doesn't end inthe evening
..it starts when u don'tneed it
N does end when u need it the most.
14.To Be Happy With a Man, Love Him Little And Understand Him Alot. .
To Be Happy With a Woman, Love Her ALOT And DO NOT TRY To Understand Her. .
15.Best ever quote in "LOVE"
Some say"Always Rremember Me
"Some Say"Never 4get me
.................."But I Will Say.."4get Me if U ReallyCan!"
16.The 2 hardest things to say in life:
1. Hello for the 1st time to an unknown person.!
2. Good bye for the last time to whom we love most..
17.i love this line:-
" Hurt Me With The Truth, I Dont Mind..But Never Comfort Me With ALie"
18.THE BEST AND LAST SENTENCE SAID BY ROMEO--
"Love is not made by time,
it is made with the person,
with whom the time is spent""
19.A girl says to her boyfriend,
One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy says
thanks for the warning!!!!!
20.One Of The Best Love Quote Ever Said:
I Have Written Her NameOn My HeartBecause God Didn't Write Her NameIn My Destiny.
21.Dont send any messages,
I dont want to see you,
hear your voice,
think of you,
...............................because my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets
22.A best relation is.!
When someone hurt u,
u dont hurt back..
When someone hit u,
u dont hit back..but,
When someone needs u,
u always come back.
23.Last night when I was thinking of you,A tear of mine rolled out..''Why did you roll out???'' I askedA reply came.. '' I can't find any space for me coz there's someone so beautiful there...''
24.one night the moon asked me
"why do you stay if they make you cry?"
i said to the moon
"could you ever leave your sky ?
25.Boy proposed a girl,She rejected...!He was not sad !!
Friends asked why u dont feel??
Boy: Why should i feel??..I lost 1 who never loved me !Butshe lost 1 who really love her..!!
26.Best Quote Ever...
"Some say,You don't know what you have until you lose it..
but the fact is..,you always know what you have..
you just never thought you would lose it.."...
27.Boy was following a Girl.
GIRL-y r u folowing me?
BOY -you r very pretty n I think I'm in Love with u!
GIRL-but u havnt met my friend yet.. she is prettier than me n is rite behind u.
BOY luks-dere's no 1...
GIRL-if u realy loved me u wudnt hav lukd behind..
28.When u love someone,don't make them love u as much as u do
...But love them so much that,they don't want to b loved by anyone except u.
29.When U love someone truly,
U dont look for faults,
U dont look for answers,
U dont look for mistakes.Instead,
U fight the mistakes,U accept the faults andoverlook the excuses
30.Hey you KnowWhich is the best day to propose a girl..
April 1yes april 1 you Know Why??
If she accept its your luckotherwise just tell April Foooooll.
31.It Is Said "Everything Is Fair In Love And War"But In War "You Can Either Live Or Die"In Love "Neither You Live Or Die"
32.Quote frm my heart wen everybody left me alone:
I feel very happy,Bcoz, my death doesn't make any1 to cry 4 me!
33.You sat next to me on the bench my eyes would not look awayi
tried to talk but couldn't
i lost control of everything my body. my mind. my heart
i was a victim of a thief
a thief who took from me everything in a second
i never knew being robbed felt so good
34.Love Story:
GIRL:M i Pretty?
BOY:NO.
Girl:Do U wana Liv wd me?
BOY:NO.
Girl:if I leav U thn wil u cry?
Boy:NO.
Grl got Hurt n startd 2 cry.Boy hold her Tight n said:
U r nt Prety bt BEAUTIFUL.
I dnt wnt 2 liv wd U bt LIVE 4 U.
Whn u leav me i wl nt cry BT DIE.
35.One of the best thought:
Life is beautiful only for those who know how to celebrate the PAIN....
:-)People asked ,how does it feel to love some one who ignores you?
the answer is ,its like huging a cactus ,the tighter you embrace more it hurts
36.Everyone in Your Life Is Going To Hurt You,Sooner Or Later...
But You Have To Decide,Whats More Important???The Pain Or The Person...!!!
37.which one hurts most?i love you, goodbye?or..I said i love you, but i lied?
38."you" are part of a puzzle in my life..You may never know why "u" fit but remember that my life may never be complet without you in it ..
